dear gay: stay away!!!

i'm not a person who is anti gay or something.. really.. but still.. i got one question to ask.. do i look like i'm gay? nuh-uh.. definetely not!! i got a pic with girl and i nvr acted like a gay.. so why the hell do these gays keep msg me??

this happened few months ago.. i was online in my msn as usual. and one day a guy (read: gay) added me on the msn.. lets say his name is M.. so he added me and msg me

M: hi
w: ?
M: thx for add me
w: (wat the hell..) sorry i didnt
M: but u did..
w: well there must be a mistake.. ok lets just forget it.. just delete me from ur msn and i'll delete u from my msn.. got it? bye!
M: hey wait..! ok i did add u

wad de pak

M: r u indo?
w:yea
M: oh me too
w: ok..

so then from here... tommy took care of this guy coz i went to wash my face.. surprisingly.. tommy looked like he enjoyed the task.. he laughed like hell..

Tommy as w: call me john
M: ow ok john

lol... pak u tommy!!

after that the conversation went a bit.. crazy

w: u play futsal?
M: erm no.. i dun
w: so u do sport?
M: ya.. gym in california
w: ow ok..
M: ermm.. do u guys have something called xsocam that can download movies and stuff in ur condo?
w: ow ya.. why?
M: can u download me some movies and i'll take i from u later...
w: wat??

so chandra told me that this guy is dangerous... he said maybe this guy only asked me to download the movie so that he can meet me in person.. so i said

w: hey
M: ya?
w: im straight (blocked mr M from my msn)

yea... totally scared the hell out of me


so the next one is known as P
he added me in facebook.. u guys know facebook rite.. i couldnt see his picture until i be his friend, am i right? so.. he added me.. i looked at the pic that was so small coz i hadnt accept the friend request from him.. the pic looked so girly and i was fooled by it.. u know.. he was wearing a tank top.. and holding a pink baloon.. and the background is a clear blue sky.. a girl or a guy?

a guy!! in a girl manner

but i didnt really noticed.. and he msg me in facebook

P: hey... nice to meet u
w: yeap.. who r u?
P: student who doing dance study
w: uh-huh.. so? u know me or sumthin? whr r u from anyway?
P: i don't know anything about you.. can you please kindly introduce your self? so that i can know you more than just your information at your page?.. thanks.. i am from Malaysia..now day doing my dance study at Korea.. will stay here for another 3 years plus-plus..and i will going to Taiwn soon for some work before i am flying back to malaysia for my holiday and trip to Indonesia and Bangkok
w: (so i told him about me into dancing and stuff)
P: you will goingt to Australia? good..i got a junior there as well.. she is saty with her BF there.. i will back to malaysia at January for my BF brithday..ok lah cu

notice that he say BF... yea!! boy friend!! so in my mind.. he is still a she...!! until i realized one day..

P: lets meet when i'm in malaysia..
w: wat? sorry i cant i got gf dy u know
P: so? its ok to hang out wat?
w: ya.. so can i bring her around as well
P: can not lar..
w: huh.. she wont allow me one
P u cant hang out with a guy ?
w: >?????

i was shocked and stunned!! then i went to "her" facebook and realized that i was so stupid.. he is totally gay!!


now the last one happened during the exam


so i was online in my msn and a guy named F nudged me

F: can i add u?
w: ?
F: can i add pls?
w: sure2 how do u get my msn
F: from fs
w: ow add my fs as well then.. talk to u later.. im having exam
F: okay.. gutluck

and recently..

F: (nudge)
w: ?
F: (send an invitation for webcam)
w: (wat de pak????? decline!!) wat??
F: (send again)
w: (decline again) wtf man
F: why decline
w: i dun wanna cam
F: cam la
w: i said i dun wan! got me?
F: ok

blocked him!!
shit dude.. i mean.. do i look that gay?? fudge it!! seriously.. im not anti gay and i wont reject gay society.... i mean.. it's ok for me if they really like to "play dick against dick" but still i like my weewee "plugged in" not in a guy's ass!!
damn it

when i was in high school if someone told me..
X: hey winson.. u got fans.."
w: yea? is she cute?

and now my mind is totally contaminated.. last time ose told me
O: son, u got fans
w: yea? a boy or a girl?

be careful guys!! guard ur ass well!!

-mr president-

what's ur dream son?

that was a question asked by my dad when i was young
we were driving to a small town to check on one of my father's business
in a car.. while having a small talk.. he suddenly asked..

"son, what is ur biggest dream that u want to achieve in this life?"
(thinking for a while) "ermm i once wanted to have my own academy.. that.. that i'm in charge of everything"
my father smiled and said "it is a good dream.. but.. can u achieve it?"
"i dunno dad.. to make an academy.. i have to be well known of what i am doing i guess"
"that's true.. so what are u going to be well know as?"
"ermmm i really want to be a professional footballer.. but it's only a dream.. there's no future in being a footballer in Indonesia.."
"maybe.. but u see.. there's no limit of dream.. by dreaming u can be whatever u wanna be.. the next step is to work hard and try your best to achieve your dream.. "
i was thinking that my dad was talking like it is very easy..

so i asked again
"what was ur dream dad? and.. have u achieved it?"
he smiled "i was so poor that i couldnt even bother to have a dream.. i worked all the time and managed to be successful.. i guess my only dream was to achieved everything that i can achieved.."
i wow-ed like hell.. it was the coolest thing i ever heard from my dad

"so that means u achieved ur dreams already.."
"no son.. we are human.. when a dream achieved.. u cant stop there.. another dream will come to ur mind.. that's why.. be the best that u can ever be is the best way to achieve everything in this world"

"and the best thing that i have now is.. i got all the children that will continue my dreams.. ur sister, you, and ur brothers" he added..
that time.. i felt so lucky that my father talked bout it.. it is something that makes me me now
"err dad" i replied "i know what dream that i need to acquire before i achieve all my dreams"
"what is it son?"

"to be like u DAD!" i replied firmly

-mr.president-

TOPSHOP-student sale!!

i went to pyramid today with fera and vero..
my intention was to talked to my boss in republic about my exam schedule while vero was goint to the pos malaysia to send something for her sister..
fera? she was just sticking around.. lol
so after we finished our business, we were walking around pyramid.. and then.. we saw a lot of people in front of TOPSHOP with some barricades..


guess what..?

TOPSHOP is on sale!! 20%
summore.. it's only for student.. u hv to present ur student id to enter
cool..!! (that was the first thing that came to my mind
so then all of us started the hunt into TOPSHOP..

it was very crowded there..
and.. i couldnt stand it!! so i went out of the shop and started taking pictures



see..? its the discount poster that was put outside TOPSHOP..
but then fera and vero was taking too long inside..
so i decided to check'em out.. but i couldnt find'em

when i was looking at the crowd.. i realized that..
it's only marketing strategy..!!
see.. the poster said that "20%off on all regular item prices"
but i think that a lot of stuff is actually under price reduction in TOPSHOP recently
sumtimes it was half price discount as well..
so it wasnt really worth it

so.. i think the strategy here is this..

my hypotesis: is that TOPSHOP is reducing the 'guilty' feeling of the consumers by helding a student discount.. why? so that when they bought it.. they will say "it's ok.. it's on discount"
so they wont feel guilty to spend a lot of money just because it is DISCOUNT!! and the target is perfect.. STUDENS!! why? coz sumtimes i oso save money and wait until sale season to spend it..!
hahaha

so i decided not to buy based on my hypothesis.. and say
"i'm not gonna be fooled by this"-proudly of coz

here are some situation in TOPSHOP

a lot of people queuing to pay for the goods they bought!

some of the 'victims' of the marketing strategy-lol

indonesian independence day and my off day

last week i got a full week off from republic (woo-hoo!!)
i got a freelance job that is a very good deal
75 rm per day
huahahah
the job is quite easy-distributing flyers
so i took the job and try to get a week off from republic
huahhaha
first day of tis work--pyramid
me, tommy, vcent and tinna bob (i luv this name) had to distribute 400 flyers each
it was a quite easy job
just put those on the cars in the parking area
and we're done!!

second day of work
me, tommy, eka, bebi (or whoever her name) and her boy friend--L (sok cihuy name)
i had to wake up at 9 coz the job SUPPOSED to start at 10
but i was late -- tommy as well..
when we arrived at palmville condo, our partner had been waiting for half an hour for us
hahaha so sorry eka..
but then we had to wait for those two fu*kin lazy couple..
we were contacting them for a long time since the night before.. but no response?
where were they? fu*ked till drop?
and finally at almost 12 o'clock they replied tommy's msg saying:
"hey tommy so sorry that we are late, i got stuck because of jam and road block.."
okayy.. not the smartest reason to lie i guess..
do u think at 10 o'clock got jam??
haloooo.. if u go at 8 o'clock i guess u'll stuck in jam.. everyone are going on the same direction
but at 10 0'clock?
and road block?
hahhaa
so stupid..
summore they told us that they couldnt fetch us.. coz the car is too small-which is not -
well.. if thats the case.. they shouldve told us earlier!
aiksss..
so we had to take taxi.. and go to mount kiara ourselves
when we arrived.. they were so lateeeeee..!!
and they arrived with satria neo car--can put 5 persons inside
wtf??
when we were about to get in the car--for lunch-- L said "eh so small lar this car..i tot cant put u guys.. but i think can lar"
hahahaha
of course can!!! i went to celebrity fitness with mike's car which is satria neo!! six of us were in the car!!
aikssss
this guy.. so lame
summore.. when they were distributing the flyers, rain started..
then they msgd tommy..
"eh we put the flyers there.. we cant distribute lar.. it rains.. we are in the car now"
swt..=.=''
so then me and tommy went to get the flyers and... i think there were about 2000 flyers more need to be distributed..means that they did nothing..
haizzzzzzzzzzzz.........
and they gone!! i dunno whr but there were no msgs or wat so ever from them
wat a bullcrap!!
fu*k u L!! fu*k u bebi!!
but then.. me n tommy found some tricks for tat---it's a secret
and we did it!! 2000 flyers!!
huahahaha
i even took some pics of tommy distributing flyers



hahaha u look cool in that shit man!
but at the end of the day..
we managed to watch the show for indonesian independence day
it was so cool
there were 6 bands from indo : peter pan, ungu, samson, dewidewi, sheila on 7, slank
and do u know where we watched it?
right in front of the stage!! we got the MEDIA access..!! it was so close to the bands that we can even touch them--if allowed
see this video i recorded.. :

ungu--melayang

sorry for the quality.. but reduce the volume and u can hear it well!! or else.. buy me a good video camera =p
pasha--the vocalist is so friendly.. he even smiled at my frens that waved on him--and to me as well!

ungu - demi waktu






ungu -- tercipta untukku




ungu is so cool!!!

i didnt have the other bands coz i had to go home..
so pity
hahahaha
i got bamz samson pic from the last time concert when they held a concert in republic
i even served him
he ordered roasted chicken italiannies and air putih.. lol
his face was so stupid when i took it




anyway.. it was a great experience.. to go in as a media... the power of media!!!
yeahhh!!
happy bday indonesia--63 years of u
hope that we can do even better this year ya!!
merdeka!!!

winson

in a bad mood

ahhh
im so in the bad mood
i was working in republic as usual..
and.. these 2 african guys- samwell and pius
they are my senior and they are server-which is considered better than a busser like me
keep commanded me to do this and that
i think they thought that they are smart enough to think
well then
hello!! im a monash student!!
dun command me this and tat
i know wat i am doing and u guys were asking me like i dunno tat
see this
i was arranging the plate for the guest
it needs one knife, one fork and one spoon
and italianies doesnt have enough spoon to cover all the guest thr
and they keep on commanding me
"arrange the plate"
"there's no spoon! we're out of it"
"go to the kitchen and get it"
"hello!! i did that hundred times!! even italianies doesnt have enough spoon u know, u think i'm stupid??"
----

one more case, see this one
i was taking order from a guest that called me
and.. as a busser, i dun have the card to key in the order
so.. i told pius who was in charge on that table
"hey pius.. order"
"write it on and give to me. i'm busy"
so i wrot it down
1. yellow merlot wine
4 glasses
and home fries

i gave to him

after some times
the guest asked me where is his order..
ow ow
so i have to asked pius
then
he was mad at me
"i key in fried calamari for them!!"
"for who?"
"for the guest just now!! u said fried calamari"
"fried calamari?? where got?? i gave u my paper rite?"
"yea but i didnt read it"
=.=''
okay..
so.. who is the dumb ass??
did i do any mistake
i did some things that manager told me
and he blamed me for that??
what an idiot!!
well after that he keep telling me
"ow this is my bad day.. i have to pay for that calamari.. ow shit"
and i was like.."okay..."
then when i asked him sumthing
i wasnt sure and i asked "sure?"
he said "i never do any mistakes man.. u did"
wat???
seems like he was accusing me as the person that guilty in this case??
i mean.. wat the f*ck do u mean???
ow.. this is bull crap
it really bothers me.. f*ck u man!!
he really thinks that he is better in intelligence and wisdom??
ow.. u guys just a bunch of crap
mind my language
i dun want to mind u

Chelsea in Malaysia

finally can start writing blog
tee-hee
yesterday i went to watch a match between chelsea and malaysia national team (malaysia xi)
it was very crowded..
a lot of "blues" there.. some people even wearing MU jersey.. i dunno wat they intended to do
it was awesome to see a lot of superstars of abramovich live!!
and.. chelsea played their first team for this match minus drogba!!
cool!!
cech-carvalho-terry-bridge-essien-obi mikel-lampard-deco-joe cole(my fav)-SWP-anelka
sub: cudicini-alex-a.cole-ballack-fereira-di santo-shevchenko-sinclair
and the man!! the big phil-scolari!!
although i had to pay 83 rm for this game, it's worth it..
i mean.. i cant touch or do sumthin else but at least watching them live is not sumthin that happens every year
i even recorded some videos thr but it is way too far..

some jokes for today

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front"

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Now, a Chinese prayed and asked God when China will win the world cup. God answered, "not in another 100 years"... and the chinese cried.

A Japanese, too, prayed and asked God the same question and God answered, "not in another 200 years". At hearing this, the Japanese cried even more.

Finally, an indonesian prayed and asked God when indonesia will win the World Cup...
God cried...

officially working

yeah im officially working
4 hours only but.. it's quite ok
hahaha
not so tired now but.. i think i'll just play FM
long time didnt touch it
hehehe

starting to work!!

yay!! i'm starting to work!!
not much really.. about 2-3 hours..
i'll work in republic bar started this thursday as a "buzzer?"
i dunno wat is tat thing called.. but my duty is to clean up everything
and take care of small things like ashtray and tables and everything
i thought i was going to work in italianies restaurant..
tats wat mr marcus told me
so i wore black color trousers and leather shoes (which is very uncomfortable)
if i'm ready.. (i'm ready actually but the manager will decide whether i'm ready or not)
well if im ready.. i will be a server.. which allow me to get some tips from the guest!! woo-hoo
well.. met some new frens..
sunny - a boy named sunny..
loong - together with sunny as a trainee
jisan - bangla guy from hospitality.. a very nice and feminim guy lol
mel - called kamel.. nothing to report
faizil - the shift leader (wtf is tat?) a nice guy.. told us everything but made us confused coz his english is quite "berantakan" hahaha but he is nice
and ermm..
sidick? - a pakistani guy.. studying in segi.. wait.. sidick? in indonesia.. we can call him si kont*l
wakakaka
jkjk he is nice.. and smart..
well.. these things are new to me..
but im so excited to get started actually
so... bring em on!!

woo-hoo.. my first blog ever!!
first day in the new semester.. i felt nothing new
went to the trade finance lecture today.. the lecturer is still the same old guy
he is nice actually, (funny) and smart too.. but he is damn good at hypnotizing his students to fall asleep =p
met some frens that i couldnt met during holiday.. and.. ate some curry again!!
yeah i luv malaysian curry!!
well.. i came to jusco after worked out today and.. some sort of mooncakes are sold there.
i guess mooncake festival is coming again. when is it ya?
it came into my mind when 2 years ago me n my besties found a box of mooncake in the taxi.
we were about to went into condo when the taxi driver called us (me, qq, sipit, mike and chandra) and asked about the box in the back seat
"is that yours?" he said.
"what is it?" qq answered
"i dunno.. some kind of box i guess" the taxi driver replied.
i was about to say NO when qq shut my stupid mouth and say "ow yea..it is mine"
what a luck.. a box of mooncake.. deliciously delicious!
there's a card on the top of the box saying "a gift from the award winner chef of mandarin hotel, kuala lumpur"
ahahhaahahha
i guess i have to learned to be a bit evil for things like these
u dont believe it?
here... pictures worth a thousand words...

dear god.. bless us for another free delicious mooncake again this year plizz =p
ciao