i'm not a person who is anti gay or something.. really.. but still.. i got one question to ask.. do i look like i'm gay? nuh-uh.. definetely not!! i got a pic with girl and i nvr acted like a gay.. so why the hell do these gays keep msg me??
this happened few months ago.. i was online in my msn as usual. and one day a guy (read: gay) added me on the msn.. lets say his name is M.. so he added me and msg me
M: hi
w: ?
M: thx for add me
w: (wat the hell..) sorry i didnt
M: but u did..
w: well there must be a mistake.. ok lets just forget it.. just delete me from ur msn and i'll delete u from my msn.. got it? bye!
M: hey wait..! ok i did add u
wad de pak
M: r u indo?
w:yea
M: oh me too
w: ok..
so then from here... tommy took care of this guy coz i went to wash my face.. surprisingly.. tommy looked like he enjoyed the task.. he laughed like hell..
Tommy as w: call me john
M: ow ok john
lol... pak u tommy!!
after that the conversation went a bit.. crazy
w: u play futsal?
M: erm no.. i dun
w: so u do sport?
M: ya.. gym in california
w: ow ok..
M: ermm.. do u guys have something called xsocam that can download movies and stuff in ur condo?
w: ow ya.. why?
M: can u download me some movies and i'll take i from u later...
w: wat??
so chandra told me that this guy is dangerous... he said maybe this guy only asked me to download the movie so that he can meet me in person.. so i said
w: hey
M: ya?
w: im straight (blocked mr M from my msn)
yea... totally scared the hell out of me
so the next one is known as P
he added me in facebook.. u guys know facebook rite.. i couldnt see his picture until i be his friend, am i right? so.. he added me.. i looked at the pic that was so small coz i hadnt accept the friend request from him.. the pic looked so girly and i was fooled by it.. u know.. he was wearing a tank top.. and holding a pink baloon.. and the background is a clear blue sky.. a girl or a guy?
a guy!! in a girl manner
but i didnt really noticed.. and he msg me in facebook
P: hey... nice to meet u
w: yeap.. who r u?
P: student who doing dance study
w: uh-huh.. so? u know me or sumthin? whr r u from anyway?
P: i don't know anything about you.. can you please kindly introduce your self? so that i can know you more than just your information at your page?.. thanks.. i am from Malaysia..now day doing my dance study at Korea.. will stay here for another 3 years plus-plus..and i will going to Taiwn soon for some work before i am flying back to malaysia for my holiday and trip to Indonesia and Bangkok
w: (so i told him about me into dancing and stuff)
P: you will goingt to Australia? good..i got a junior there as well.. she is saty with her BF there.. i will back to malaysia at January for my BF brithday..ok lah cu
notice that he say BF... yea!! boy friend!! so in my mind.. he is still a she...!! until i realized one day..
P: lets meet when i'm in malaysia..
w: wat? sorry i cant i got gf dy u know
P: so? its ok to hang out wat?
w: ya.. so can i bring her around as well
P: can not lar..
w: huh.. she wont allow me one
P u cant hang out with a guy ?
w: >?????
i was shocked and stunned!! then i went to "her" facebook and realized that i was so stupid.. he is totally gay!!
now the last one happened during the exam
so i was online in my msn and a guy named F nudged me
F: can i add u?
w: ?
F: can i add pls?
w: sure2 how do u get my msn
F: from fs
w: ow add my fs as well then.. talk to u later.. im having exam
F: okay.. gutluck
and recently..
F: (nudge)
w: ?
F: (send an invitation for webcam)
w: (wat de pak????? decline!!) wat??
F: (send again)
w: (decline again) wtf man
F: why decline
w: i dun wanna cam
F: cam la
w: i said i dun wan! got me?
F: ok
blocked him!!
shit dude.. i mean.. do i look that gay?? fudge it!! seriously.. im not anti gay and i wont reject gay society.... i mean.. it's ok for me if they really like to "play dick against dick" but still i like my weewee "plugged in" not in a guy's ass!!
damn it
when i was in high school if someone told me..
X: hey winson.. u got fans.."
w: yea? is she cute?
and now my mind is totally contaminated.. last time ose told me
O: son, u got fans
w: yea? a boy or a girl?
be careful guys!! guard ur ass well!!
this happened few months ago.. i was online in my msn as usual. and one day a guy (read: gay) added me on the msn.. lets say his name is M.. so he added me and msg me
M: hi
w: ?
M: thx for add me
w: (wat the hell..) sorry i didnt
M: but u did..
w: well there must be a mistake.. ok lets just forget it.. just delete me from ur msn and i'll delete u from my msn.. got it? bye!
M: hey wait..! ok i did add u
wad de pak
M: r u indo?
w:yea
M: oh me too
w: ok..
so then from here... tommy took care of this guy coz i went to wash my face.. surprisingly.. tommy looked like he enjoyed the task.. he laughed like hell..
Tommy as w: call me john
M: ow ok john
lol... pak u tommy!!
after that the conversation went a bit.. crazy
w: u play futsal?
M: erm no.. i dun
w: so u do sport?
M: ya.. gym in california
w: ow ok..
M: ermm.. do u guys have something called xsocam that can download movies and stuff in ur condo?
w: ow ya.. why?
M: can u download me some movies and i'll take i from u later...
w: wat??
so chandra told me that this guy is dangerous... he said maybe this guy only asked me to download the movie so that he can meet me in person.. so i said
w: hey
M: ya?
w: im straight (blocked mr M from my msn)
yea... totally scared the hell out of me
so the next one is known as P
he added me in facebook.. u guys know facebook rite.. i couldnt see his picture until i be his friend, am i right? so.. he added me.. i looked at the pic that was so small coz i hadnt accept the friend request from him.. the pic looked so girly and i was fooled by it.. u know.. he was wearing a tank top.. and holding a pink baloon.. and the background is a clear blue sky.. a girl or a guy?
a guy!! in a girl manner
but i didnt really noticed.. and he msg me in facebook
P: hey... nice to meet u
w: yeap.. who r u?
P: student who doing dance study
w: uh-huh.. so? u know me or sumthin? whr r u from anyway?
P: i don't know anything about you.. can you please kindly introduce your self? so that i can know you more than just your information at your page?.. thanks.. i am from Malaysia..now day doing my dance study at Korea.. will stay here for another 3 years plus-plus..and i will going to Taiwn soon for some work before i am flying back to malaysia for my holiday and trip to Indonesia and Bangkok
w: (so i told him about me into dancing and stuff)
P: you will goingt to Australia? good..i got a junior there as well.. she is saty with her BF there.. i will back to malaysia at January for my BF brithday..ok lah cu
notice that he say BF... yea!! boy friend!! so in my mind.. he is still a she...!! until i realized one day..
P: lets meet when i'm in malaysia..
w: wat? sorry i cant i got gf dy u know
P: so? its ok to hang out wat?
w: ya.. so can i bring her around as well
P: can not lar..
w: huh.. she wont allow me one
P u cant hang out with a guy ?
w: >?????
i was shocked and stunned!! then i went to "her" facebook and realized that i was so stupid.. he is totally gay!!
now the last one happened during the exam
so i was online in my msn and a guy named F nudged me
F: can i add u?
w: ?
F: can i add pls?
w: sure2 how do u get my msn
F: from fs
w: ow add my fs as well then.. talk to u later.. im having exam
F: okay.. gutluck
and recently..
F: (nudge)
w: ?
F: (send an invitation for webcam)
w: (wat de pak????? decline!!) wat??
F: (send again)
w: (decline again) wtf man
F: why decline
w: i dun wanna cam
F: cam la
w: i said i dun wan! got me?
F: ok
blocked him!!
shit dude.. i mean.. do i look that gay?? fudge it!! seriously.. im not anti gay and i wont reject gay society.... i mean.. it's ok for me if they really like to "play dick against dick" but still i like my weewee "plugged in" not in a guy's ass!!
damn it
when i was in high school if someone told me..
X: hey winson.. u got fans.."
w: yea? is she cute?
and now my mind is totally contaminated.. last time ose told me
O: son, u got fans
w: yea? a boy or a girl?
be careful guys!! guard ur ass well!!
-mr president-
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